They won’t pick up bombs, but they will pick up happy nudists

Okay, so the new full-body airport scanners are intrusive, and it turns out that they don’t actually pick up bombs, but look at the bright side. It’s making the nudists very happy:

Polls regularly show that about one in five North Americans have skinny-dipped in mixed company already. So if travelers just think of the screen as a virtual skinny dip, something regarded as American as apple pie since before Norman Rockwell, everyone wins in the name of better air travel security. And as an added bonus, you can add the experience to your ‘bucket list’ as a virtual dipping of one’s toe into taking a Nakation – that’s a nudist vacation!

Happy nudists. There’s something you don’t see every day.

ELSEWHERE: You’d think the American Association for Nude Recreation might have considered a different headline image for their site (SFW today, who knows tomorrow).

(Via LGWS.)

2 responses to “They won’t pick up bombs, but they will pick up happy nudists

  1. Pingback: I’ll give up anything if it’ll keep me safe « An Onymous Lefty

  2. Well apparantly Al Ciada have announced they are going to surgically implant bombs into suicide bombers to avoid the problem of body scanners.

    Given their airborne suicide bombing program so far seems to have been a joke … I doubt their surgery based suicide bombing program will get any better.

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