I have a mild soreness in my throat, and slightly unsettled sinuses.
Clearly that means I have swine flu – the most dreadful malady known to mankind – and am 0.1% likely to die.
Stay away! Stay away!
I haven’t heard of this terrible disease being transmitted over the internet, but you can’t be too careful. Please delete your links to me and wear gloves and surgical masks if you must visit someone on my blogroll.
Farewell, my friends. I hope we shall speak again.
UPDATE: Max just sneezed. Oh god! My poor little kitten!